After falling in love with iPod shuffle, my new girl friend, I decided to ask iPhone, if she is ready to marry me.
Yes’ I know, that sounds weird. But, my parents told me that it is ok with them as long as the girl is from the Apple family. Actually they will be happy to have iPhone as her daughter in law, because apple has offered 8GB as dowry compared to 2GB from iPod shuffle.
Well, it’s not just the dowry. There are lot of other things .. hmm like … beauty … hmm you know right ? .. you really want me to list all those things ?Â You know how she looks like, in and out. There are videos onÂ Youtube, Loooong articles about herÂ hmmmÂ lot of info available about her history, biography and … and ???
( I know guys, I have seen you staring at her photos on the apple family website. Now, listen, you have no right to do this after our marriage. )
As I said, my family is really happy with this relation. They said it was their dream to have iPhone with them in the family. My sister saw her photo and said “Voww .. you are lucky”. Now, what is happening with the apple family ? Believe me, they are happy about this proposal !!
Now, it’s time to ask the final question … wait .. it is supposed to be the first question right ? I mean, asking the girl if she wants to marry me ? hmmm I know ….Â I am late … I started dreaming, planning,Â and everything possible, before I ask her if she wants to marry me.
She said, “My father is ok with $199, he needs to pay those guys whom he hired to find me a good guy .. yea, those Airtel and Vodafone guys .. they are asking some $725″
So, here I am, fighting for the love of my life…… all I need is some $$$ … will you help me ?Â come on guys .. it is my love, life, dreams …. oh !!!