iPhone, will you marry me ?

After falling in love with iPod shuffle, my new girl friend, I decided to ask iPhone, if she is ready to marry me.

Yes’ I know, that sounds weird. But, my parents told me that it is ok with them as long as the girl is from the Apple family. Actually they will be happy to have iPhone as her daughter in law, because apple has offered 8GB as dowry compared to 2GB from iPod shuffle.

Well, it’s not just the dowry. There are lot of other things .. hmm like … beauty … hmm you know right ? .. you really want me to list all those things ?  You know how she looks like, in and out. There are videos on  Youtube, Loooong articles about her  hmmm  lot of info available about her history, biography and … and ???

( I know guys, I have seen you staring at her photos on the apple family website. Now, listen, you have no right to do this after our marriage. )

As I said, my family is really happy with this relation. They said it was their dream to have iPhone with them in the family. My sister saw her photo and said “Voww .. you are lucky”. Now, what is happening with the apple family ? Believe me, they are happy about this proposal !!

Now, it’s time to ask the final question … wait .. it is supposed to be the first question right ? I mean, asking the girl if she wants to marry me ? hmmm I know ….  I am late … I started dreaming, planning,  and everything possible, before I ask her if she wants to marry me.

She said, “My father is ok with $199, he needs to pay those guys whom he hired to find me a good guy .. yea, those Airtel and Vodafone guys .. they are asking some $725″

So, here I am, fighting for the love of my life…… all I need is some $$$ … will you help me ?  come on guys .. it is my love, life, dreams …. oh !!!

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48 responses to “iPhone, will you marry me ?”

  1. Rekha

    Ha ha! first to comment!! :)
    btw r u crazy of all these gadgets?

  2. dinu

    @ Rekha

    Hmmmm yea … I think so !!

  3. vishesh

    this is so unfare…how come rest of the world it is 200 bucks and here so much! :(

  4. dinu

    @ Vishesh

    Yep !! this is more than unfair !!!

  5. s4n705h

    I have also heard a rumor saying that iPhone will cost 8-10K in India and there will be a 2 year contract.

  6. dinu

    @ s4n705h

    Hmm two year contract is ok … if the price is ok .. right ? but how much for the plan ?

  7. Nikhil

    Um, how’re you gonna make love to an iPhone? :D

  8. dinu

    @ Nikhil

    will write another post on my first experience .. enough ? :P

  9. xylene

    Nikhil :D lol
    I wonder what you will name your kids…
    starting with an ‘i-’ for sure.

  10. dinu

    @ xylene

    Yea iMon iMol !!!

  11. Rekha

    //Hi Stranger, leave a comment:///

    hmm this is nt fair ! calling ur dearest readers strangers :P

    n imol , mon dats cool ente mol ente mon ;)
    lol

  12. Rekha

    n nice new theme

    actually i want to say that, get my comment out of moderation queue! ..hmm :(

  13. Suda

    Dinu
    iMole seems more effective :P

    Man, I don’t want to ruin your mood but haven’t you heard anything bad about iPhone lately?

  14. dinu

    @ Rekha

    hmm thanks .. will check that

    @ Suda

    Hmm yea .. have heard.. :P lot of things .. -ves you meant right ?

  15. dinu

    @ Rekha

    hi hi .. iMon iMol :P

    Comments part edited :) I couldn’t see that one because I am logged in ;)

  16. Ruhi

    OMG I love the way your blog looks!! It’s so so pretty. :) And congrats on your Shuffle. I’ve been thinking of buying an iPhone..but after reading about the 3G issues and having to pay $10/mth more for it..I’m not sure if I want to bite the bullet.

  17. Kavi

    8 GB or 16 GB variety !! LOL !

    But how wedded are you going to be to the i phone !?! The wedding music will be a different ring tone altogther !

    Enjoyed the post !

  18. Rahul

    Is iPhone a ‘SHE’….. i never new it!! :)

  19. Rahul

    Is iPhone a ‘SHE’….. i never knew it!! :)

  20. Smallstar

    Ahah this seems a very important love story!! LOL :lol: eh… I can understand u, man! :D :P

    good luck

  21. dinu

    @ Ruhi

    Oooh You are back :) hmm ask your friends who have iPhone .. get feedback .. or try it for sometime ..

    @ Kavi

    Yea yea …. ring tones instead of wedding songs …….. !!

    @ Rahul

    Now You know :)

    @ Smallstar

    Thanks

  22. Poonam

    God, you are obsessed with your ipod :)

    Btw, your themes are getting better day by day ;)

  23. dinu

    @ Poonam

    thanks .. but they are not my themes :P lol .. if you guys need to look for good themes.. lemme know ;) will help ya out

  24. arvind

    lol i cant help ..i am in search fro sponsers my self :P
    i am in love with it too :P
    man this is a lovely theme ..
    keep it..
    i ma in love with ur theme too :D

  25. xylene

    by the way I dont know how to tell you this, since you are marrying her. seems like she doesnt have bluetooth? I heard rumors, havent checked her yet.

  26. dinu

    @ Arvind

    LOL … will save this one for you, and will give u after you have your own domain and wordpress there ;)

    @ Xylene

    Uhmmm usb 2 is enough right ? .. wireless doesn’t make sense to me .. :D

  27. Smallstar

    Hi. How are ya, today? *lots of HUGS and KISSES for you*

  28. Hasit

    hey dinu i will be sharing her too most probably. i hope u dont mind it. I am sorry but i cant resist her.
    my dad’s planning to buy the new iPhone 3G and i am planning to take over. hehehahaha….

  29. dinu

    @ Hasit

    No way !!!! you are sooo mean Hasit…. :(

  30. meghana

    dude ! hilarious :) i really hope you can marry her soon cos she has too many admirers around :) and man,she is expensive ! r u sure u can handle her after marriage !

  31. Priya

    //apple has offered 8GB as dowry compared to 2GB from iPod shuffle.//
    ROFL!!

    I have a 8 GB ipod nano!! Yohoooo!!

    My friend gets iPhone to school !! The features are soo impressive but the phones to heavy !

    There was this survey thing on CNN-IBN and they actually said that it wasn’t compatible with everything. Many of the users were actually ‘annoyed’ after buying ‘her’ !!

    P.S.- Nice theme ! :)

  32. Ruhi

    Yeah I’ve played around with it. I don’t think I want to buy one though :)

  33. dinu

    @ Meghana

    hi hi thanks :) I won’t buy it .. if its something like 30k here :D
    and yea you always have an option for breakups and divorces ;)

    @ Priya

    Thanks :)

    hmmm yea, no mp3, bluetooth is tough, no mms, and lot of other stuff ….
    8GB nano ? coooooooooooool re :)

    @ Ruhi

    hmmm thanks for the feedback .. there are lot of no no s for iPhone here

  34. |  Balu |

    Am strictly against dowry :-P

  35. dinu

    @ Balu

    I was… but 8gb .. couldn’t resist !!

  36. Joel

    I have a crush on her…. :P So I guess with both have to fight against each other to see actually wins her heart.. :D :P

    And BTW nice theme dude.. Loved it..!

  37. dinu

    @ Joel

    Grrr another enemy !!! this is going to be a tough fight !!

  38. Ninu

    haha….really creative post yaar…so nw ur next target is iphone huh….be patient and the price will come down a lot in a year!!

  39. dinu

    @ Ninu

    Yea… hope so.. :D next one is … hmmm digi cam or iPhone ? I am confused da :)

  40. Shoban

    Check what one guy says about iphone : http://www.crankup.net/iphone-is-a-piece-of-shit

  41. dinu

    @ Shoban

    sure.. thanks for the link

  42. xylene

    Is the marriage called off???
    I was not even invited.

  43. prax

    lol
    that was kinda funny :-)
    beware of the police - dowry is illegal

  44. dinu

    @ Xylene

    uhmm its kinda sad story re…. :( I realized that iPhone is a gay

    @ Prax

    Yea I know .. I am against dowry .. except for my marriage :D

  45. Scorpria

    hehe…iMon and iMol indeed :D :D
    nice blog…hilarious post :D :D
    wud be real fun if yu take a bath wid yur ‘wife’…there’l be sparks all over ;)

    btw, i LOVE yur theme!! its super cool, man!!

    @Nikhil
    of all the doubts, this one??!!

  46. Scorpria

    adding you to my blogroll… :)

  47. dinu

    @ Scorpria

    Welcome !!!!!

    thanks a lot man :)

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